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Creeping like snails by Dirk-Cjeli, literature

This poem is bad - Skip it. by Dirk-Cjeli, literature

This poem is bad - Skip it. by Dirk-Cjeli, literature

Creeping like snails by Dirk-Cjeli, literature

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Since I've no idea when you return to England, I won't be sending further letters. I think seven is enough, anyway--that's almost one a week.

Be well.
But the letters didn't arrive! Woe unto me!
I have no power to correct that.
もちろん!Ah well. Home as of this saturday, we can talk then. I have a bloody huge bump on my head right now, christ....
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I have a friend, his name was Rob
He often wears a suit
And when he starts to sing a song
I pelt him with some fruit

Of course his suit is therefore doused
In colours not-quite black
And when he tries to wipe it off
I'll only throw it back

One day I hope he'll see the point
Of this quite sordid thing:
He really ought not to wear clothes
Each time he tries to sing.